“...uno de lo mas grandes del moo-ndo.”

My god, just looking at that picture and I can taste those Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes and I have never wanted something/hated myself more. 

And our journey is complete.

Faux Media?

No, no, no, no, no. Proud Boys masterbate once a month and demand violent physical content with other men; incels masterbate furiously and would pay good money for physical contact of any kind.

+1.21 gigawatts

Breaking News: Researchers at Purdue University confirm discovery of only known appropriate use for vertical video.

Dom, this is impressive. You just made any potential Steelers win over the Raiders even more humiliating for Gruden. Nice work!

RUFIO!

It feels to me like a question of: when kids are involved, how rare is too rare? 

you are just gambling on what the next loot box contains.

Lots of space for brand content on Knickers!

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Help me, my local NYC bar has the whole lineup on tap. Midnight orange is ridiculous.

[Stands and applauds]

Players are butt, teams are ass. #DeadspinStyleGuide

Can I vote D.J. Durkin as a write-in? 

The Simpsons also predicted Donald Trump and the decline of American democracy in the Season 9 episode where The Simpsons stopped being good. 

1. You’re being disingenuous. Many of the corporation and people most invested in climate change denial are corporations and people with private sources of information that very much support the existence and advance of climate change.