Holy shit, that last update. So, you’ve been attacked and you captain has literally been wounded...

To be fair, this blog was filed under Brain Farts.

I dunno, “You drive a crooked hoss” is pretty f-ing great, but “seasick crocodile” is all-time and that’s what really matters here.

And if that doesn’t work, pretend to be somewhere else.

Counterpoint: If you go to a cathedral or a church with a big organ, that shit is awesome. 

New Year’s Eve, actually, is the worst holiday.

Fine, but Mrs. Razor is gonna be pissed when she sees the sink tomorrow. 

Should just be called The Darren Rovell Award in Content Tremendousness.

Not a lawyer, so what do you make of the willingness to settle? Obviously $20M is a bargain against the $75M owed, but was there any danger that a court battle would have resulted in more pro-labor precedents, or was this settlement simply just cheaper then seeing the process through?

Ohio is 100% optional. It’s a fine place to live — but why would you go there? Honestly, don’t.

“No, go ahead, darling. Take one step closer...”

Like I’m gonna take cooking advice from someone named Dick Cheese.

Like I’m gonna take cooking advice from someone named Dick Cheese.

Apropos, I read this sequestered in the bathroom.

Goodell: “No, Mr. Synder, I’m not saying you can’t trade a second round pick, I’m saying that “the Waivers” aren’t a team...”

“Whoops, we meant Ray Rice.”

To be fair, it was Maryland that decided to schedule this game on free flag night.

Eh, when Adams made that grab the Packers were up 1 and wanted the field goal. The ball was at the 20? So, the timeout preserves, what, a 35-yard kick instead of 40? I dunno. It’s not the worst decision.

I dunno how much time McCarthy has left, but no way he’s gonna be able to stop the clock.

I dunno, you might be overthinking this. Sen. Sinema’s team has probably advised her, simply from a PR standpoint, to avoid the spotlight right now. There’s nothing to be gained by getting Arizona dragged into the fighting over recounts in Florida. I don’t read anything here that doesn’t sound like someone trying to…

You’re a podcast master now!