Oh, hell yeah! I totally had like 5 of those.

+1 Clyde Tolson

Everybody denies this!

GLADWELL: Just try and come up with a team that beats that, under my categories.

“Sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again.”

I know, for $20 I can’t afford not to go.

Yup. From Dray’s side of things, Durant is just enjoying the benefits of the Warriors’ patented Rent-a-Title™ program.

Third time’s the charm!

That’s the stuff!

My money’s on the old “Seinfeld reunion” gambit. They’re pulling syndication to get the audience riled up before resuming coverage of the caravan on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” which was a joke when I started writing it... but it actually sounds pretty plausible, so here we are.

Okay, the Democrats were trailing and needed a last-second field goal to win. So, now the losing team is trying to change the rules... which, that’s the Republicans? Or, that’s also the Democrats?

The Warriors have a serious problem. How are the players suppised to move past this? This beef is already 100 times more interesting than them playing basketball.

Did you mean “end feudalism?”

My man, you need a nap. 

#Fitztragic

San Francisco: Field conditions are less than ideal!

Watching this reminds me of my brother and I waking up after a long Thanksgiving Day nap and fighting over the last drumstick, specifically the part where I steal it from him and fall over trying to run away.

“Which Mike? Sorry, there are a lot of Mikes."

No, it fails the “halves” sandwich test. It may meet the technical definition of a wrap, however, which I would like to point out passes a “halves” test. So, also yes.

And I will never get tired of remembering that LeBron, Melo, Bosh, and Wade were all drafted top five in the same year.