Even if you’re working down here at Walmart. Your boss gets after you and tells you that you’re not doing a good job, you may go home and cry and tell your mom, but your mom may say it’s okay. That’s just kind of the facts of life, the world we live in today.

It’s a thin, greasy line between “I don’t want to see how the sausage is made!” and “Stop squeezing that dang sausage in my face!”

On this day, Veteran’s Day, it’s important to remember what our veterans fought for — ignoring the law when politically expedient. 

Hey, remember when Melo won Boeheim his only national title. 

To be fair, not remembering what you did at an Asian massage parlor is a good sign you did it correctly.

The tone of that conversation is super condescending, and that’s bullshit. But let’s be real — Rep. Ocasio-Cortez’ initial quote is a political statement, not a personal one.

Fucking great read!

This is bad. Do not do this. 

Damn right, Drew. Dad life has greatly curtailed my football-watching — and for that, actually, I am thankful — but the communal experience of watching a football game at the bar has only grown more enjoyable for its elusiveness.

Term limits — although long terms, I would think 20-24 years at a minimum— but also and more importantly:  confirmation by two-thirds of the Senate.

Right, because the first thing the GOP did when Trump won was get rid of McConnell, the guy in the Senate with the most experience running the place.

Yes, please. 

It’s almost hilarious how desperate Trump is to prop up Pelosi as his sparring partner.

Walker’s exit made me very happy. The number of statehouses flipped is going to go a long way to restoring sanity in the election districts of those states.

On the plus side, Dan, now you can deduct that third pair of sneakers as a work expense!

In Thomas’ defense, the phone had been ringing for most of the game and both teams were pretty happy he found it because that shit was getting annoying.

“Mr. President, my objection isn’t necessarily to the term ‘fuckable’ — although, for the record, I would object — or that addressing Ms. Trump, or Melania, or Jared on such terms would be ill-advised — and, I must stress, it would be — but that an exercise, however rhetorical, such as Fuck/Marry/Kill is, frankly,…

We go to a party and everyone turns to see
This very smart lady that’s walking around with me
And then she asks me, Do you feel all right?
And I say, “Yes, I feel very correct tonight”

“We have a lot of ads. They certainly are effective, based on the numbers that we’re seeing.”