I, Awesome’s Razor, have been reading Andrew Daisuke’s comments for, jeez, feels like weeks now. And if there’s one thing I know about his comments, it’s that you can’t spell ‘A Swankier Dude’ without ‘Andrew Daisuke.’ Your move, Splinter!

Well, we’d have to go all the way back to... May of last year:

You’re wrong. 

You really need to stop beating this dead horse. Your comments here and elsewhere on this article are misleading or misinformed.

Frankly, it sounds like those nightclub servers could cracked $200k if anyone had bothered to pitch the guys on some Powers and a few bottles of Buffalo Trace. 

“Just sign the contract and come.”

The manager and the technical area are both subject to the referee’s authority.

That would certainly be a more effective way to take all the candy, but punching kids is frowned upon.

Are there legitimate vehicles for deferring tax on donated candy? My kids tried to swap buckets and claim exemptions, but I’m fairly certain there’s paperwork they need to submit.

My kids are pretty generous without mandatory taxation...

I mean, NFL players literally sit or lay down on the ground to remove themselves from a play and draw the attention of referees. It doesn’t matter if the injury affects their ability to walk off the field. Play is stopped and the player is attended to. Fundamentally, these are the same thing.

Look, what you’re saying isn’t wrong, it’s just misplaced.

Two years ago, sure, I figured Trump was going to bump up against some Amendments. The 1st, the 4th... the 15th. The 5th sure seems in play. Ditto the 20th. The 14th was a bit of a surprise!

Cosplay Day? My dude. CosDay.

As a Tired Dad, I do not find this funny at all— but if she gives me that coffee, yes, I’ll say it’s funny.

I am interested in hearing more about this platform. 

They said 25 people wasn’t enough for a rally, but Bannon said he’d just do it.

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

Gruden’s gonna hit infrared before the end of the season.