This isn’t about finding “facts.” There is a 0% chance that Kavanaugh’s background check did not include a hefty subsection for “Judge, Mike.” All that shit’s on the record.

Still don’t understand why Kavanaugh is so upset by all these women coming forward. Sure seems like he’s pretty used to being exposed.

That explains the new lyrics Comerica is using for Take Me Out To the Ballgame”

This venn diagram surely also overlaps on “mushroom dick.”

And, to no one’s surprise, also Rule 34.

It eventually turned into a detective story where a private investigator helped the construction workers find out who was drawing hockey plays on the walls and replacing equipment with hockey equipment.

Why.

Close your dang tabs, people.

C’mon, ref, throw a flag! Obviously, Crowell needs something better to wipe with.

#finsanity

I made that edit, but fuck me -- 50-50 was funnier. 

Here’s a fun game, let’s see who finishes the season with a better career win percentage:

So fuck you.

Sure looks like Ronaldo grips Murillo’s head just enough to provoke a reaction — but then he steps back and puts on the goofiest guilty face. He honestly makes it look worse than it was, and it didn’t look very bad.

These details are upsetting. It’s hard to read about incidents taking place in college athletics that you’d usually associate with a Supreme Court nomination.  

I, for one, am excited to see “This Love” reimagined as the story of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.

Not really. All of those ventures end up, well, see Item No. 1.

To be fair, here is a list of things that I am willing to believe our President, Donald J. Trump, is actually world-class expert in:

“OK, he had the privilege of parents who have the time and inclination to teach and support him, and a granny who has $2200 available to front him.”