I want to crawl inside this blog and sleep there forever, thank you.

IN SOVIET
           RUSSIA,
GRAMS OF INSTANT

I dunno, man. The dude multiplied fishes and loaves to feed thousands. That sounds like ceviche to me. 

Tough draw for the Vatican in Group H. 

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

Whose Disgusting Baseball Meme-stache Is This?

I’ll be totally honest, I clicked because I wanted to take issue with... something... but this is all very good. Good listing!

Yeah, I can’t get past the part where this guy doesn’t have to be a Knicks fan anymore and he gets thousands of dollars. Let’s be honest, this kid is my hero.

Absolutely. Blair would have a special relationship with the show.

Someone needs to get Ahmadinejad and Vincente Fox and, I dunno, President Bush into a studio. I would 100% watch “The Ex-Presidents” bicker about anything.

Ugh, I hate that I like it. It’s no less arbitrary than the yellow line, but more subtle. To me, it feels like a natural evolution of graphics. It’s an application that’s only newly-possible, so I’m fine with the update.

More people will watch your shows when they’re not exclusively targeted to fans of country music or manly men.

So, would you say Engler, outnumbered, single-handedly held off his colleagues only to ultimately lose the battle?

Okay, but Beadle -is- very good at stringing together coherent sentences on television. The mistake you’re making here is that you read that as some kind of slight. In fact, it’s quite a professional compliment. She’s good as her job. And you don’t need to go any further than that.

Destroy the team.

To be fair, the university did the bare minimum here, which is a whole lot more than Urban Meyer did. 

Too 2oon.

This makes sense. “BLOG!” is the sound I make after eating Papa John’s pizza.

This makes sense. “BLOG!” is the sound I make after eating Papa John’s pizza.

To be fair, these investors got exactly what they paid for.