Look man, if you wanna rock a wife beater because it keeps your pits fresh and makes you happy...

“My god, there are dozens of stars...”

Gah! That’s just awful. The jersey is all wrong.

It’s hard to blame Coleman for wanting to get as far away from that sadsack franchise as humanely possible.

Great link. On point with what I was suggesting. If a private entity is receiving significant tax breaks or subsidies from public government and using that public entity’s name, why should the marketing street run only one way?

Okay, owners need stadiums and a fanbase. Cities and states really ought to leverage the second part of that formula more and attempt to deny owners free use of one of the primary things they’re using to market their team locally: the name.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

My cousin drives a Uber and when he gives me a ride while he’s on the clock i usually just jump in the trunk cage, so Reddick is probably right about that. It's the obvious explaination.

Not to be outdone, Notre Dame’s opponent, Syracuse, will honor NYC’s other baseball team, the Mets, by playing terribly.

Timbers back line standing around like a bunch of trees. 

This bums me out so much.

“Get a Jump on Your Postgame Reuben with This 9-Inning Sauerkraut Recipe”

“You’re a doctor living with a guy 100 years younger.”

I actually wanted to link to that cheese plate. I guess it’s, um, sold out?

Lamestream media is picking on Griffen, but he showed real respect by picking up a 9/11 American Flag Crystal Necklace for just $50 in the museum gift shop. Never forget -- patriotism is always in fashion!

Ohio State coaches have found some spectacular ways to crash and burn, but this isn’t even entertaining. This looks like some real disappointing shit. 

Nice.

I dunno, Ed. Someone should have raised you not to be so dang rude. 

Ohio teams, generally, have either very bad or very good logos.

Megan’s right. The Blazers logo is flawless.