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Yup. Everyone is piling on Cousins and the Warriors today, but when you look around the NBA the last few seasons the story has been more players with the ability to make better good deals or players on the better end of a bad deal. Fuck, Paul George celebrated a big contract that keeps him in godofrsaken Oklahoma

No way, the NBA has fewer good teams. 

Mexico had 15 corners during their World Cup — and got 1 shot on goal. They were wildly erratic in front of goal. The best that can be said about them was they ran fast.

To be fair, Columbus -thought- he was going to the East.

True. Half of is will be lucky just to get there.

Eh, that’s fair. I think Riley enjoys a mystique that’s rare among NBA front offices. I think it’s remarkable that in this statement Riley is in the club with Dan Gilbert and not Magic Johnson. 

Ooof, The Bucket List has not aged well. 

Lakers president Magic Johnson, whom [LeBron] feels he can relate to on a level he hasn’t been able to with previous executives.”

Is it really an eye? Are those Band-Aids? Is it doing that thing where if I look at it, it punches me?

This is, without question, the absolute worst logo I have ever seen.

Woah, so the original Turn Ahead the Clock Night accurately predicted the 2018 uniforms! Impressive. 

I have no problem with tactical defense. I have no problem with a violent defesne.

Seriously, it’s like De Gea was just waiting for a Russian player to kick it to him.

Fuck this Russia team. Uruguay are tough, but they have some actual skill. Russia spent the second half kicking at Spain’s ankles and knees and the ref never stopped it.

-1 Timothy Burke

I HAD NOT YET SEEN THAT. 

George stayed in OKC. DeAndre Jordan signed in Dallas. Paul reupped in Houston. The only possible takeaway is NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH LEBRON.

You are incorrect. Grabbing a woman against her will is absolutely a violation of physical force. Legally, a human literally cannot touch another human without committing an act of physical force.

Honestly, it’s the best pitch the Knicks could have made LeBron. 

This video is unfortunate only in that we cannot hear the Canadian cops apologize to those two nice young people for putting them through such an ordeal.