No, dude, you heard it wrong. It’s if you’re white and you have a goat.

Good luck, guys. It wasn’t always for me, but it’s always good to get out of your comfort zone and read about something new.

It just goes to show you, sometimes behind that disgusting baseball chin is a disgusting baseball mouth taking orders from a disgusting baseball brain.

Diego Costa: Hey, **** *** ******.

This was such a bummer. Senegal, Japan, and Colombia all played fun football and it was always going to suck to see one of them go home. 

I don’t understand the appeal of the Lakers as a deatination. LeBron absolutely required the relative cakewalk of the East last season to both conserve his stamina, gel a team, and make the dang playoffs — the West feels like it offers so little margin for error for all three. 

I spent a good bit of my morning trying to consider where Kawhi/George would rank among Wade/Bosh and Irving/Love when considered as counterparts with LeBron — but maybe the better consideration here is what pieces will the Lakers would have left around them if they could make this all happen?

A little awkward to see two of our once-closest allies partying without us. 

Dammit, I've been trying to tell Barry all week that Mexico are Frauds!

Nah, one is regular time the other is injury time. 

Update (3:46 p.m. ET) is everything. 

Good list, Drew. Moby Dinger is my favorite book too. 

I dunno, power point sounds like some kind of mad genius position Brad Stevens would come up with. 

To say this segment was in poor taste would be Putin it lightly. 

Germany are Frauds. 

Look, Mexico still Might Be Frauds. Their finishing in front of goal has been erratic to say the least -- and their defense has been entirely untested. 

Can’t be any worse than James Harden’s go-to BBQ, where you step back for a tray and just kind of lunge into the person next to you.

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This is a good idea.

I do love this idea. But to be that guy for just a moment— VAR only comes into play when goals, penalties, red cards, or mistaken identity are involved.