I mean, I can’t even count the number of times I’ve been burned.

If this blog could be the plot of Space Jam 2, I would be satisfied with that.

Won’t see that again as long as I live. Catching back-to-back foul balls is the new triple crown.

Delete your account.

No doubt Durant has been the difference — but he’s no -more- a difference this year than last. This season, at least, Irving’s opt-out is what completely blew up the Cavs. We’ve gotten used to watching LeBron drag teams through the playoffs, but this year it wasn’t his choice.

Shitty Councilman Caught Brown-Handed

Ha! Lousy wifi foiled my Ace of Base link.

Mrs. Razor in labor!

Fake news. Trump was just too nervous to be seen shaking hands with Nick Foles.

For now, I’ll take the NYFD over the NYPD.

My children will be taught that if they need help from an authority figure, to walk straight past the police department and find a firefighter. Zero respect for the badge — until the badge learns to show some respect.

“...inside, couldn’t quite finish.”

I mean, tuna salad is essentially a fish and mayo pudding topped cheese, so I’m gonna say this isn’t all that weird.

Gasmen. The lot of ‘em.

Carrol: Team, I am provoking you into an opportunity to surge towards a calling of openness!

Seriously, tho, if your poo is amarillo you may want to see un médico.

They did it for us once and now they just keep calling in the favor.

It feels dumb to say this, but this season you can almost see players realizing that they only need to win four games; or, more to the point, they can lose three. And maybe they should? Curry’s game allows for it.

Caught the end of this game at a not-sports bar up in Harlem. There was one TV on and by the fourth quarter -everyone- was watching it. This dunk nearly burned the place down.

I’ve been banging this drum among my friends for a few weeks now. Celtics should trade Kyrie for whatever pieces they need to finish the puzzle, but it’s hard to think of a better — and rational, so just stfu Warriors herbs — place for him to land.