My co-worker is currently reading Art of the Deal. "I hate Trump, but he made a bunch of money so maybe I can learn something from him!"

Those are the nights I do pole dancing over at Titties: Tanlines!

Let's look up the answer on Bing

Well, at least we have the upcoming 1,460 Days of Trump to look forward to.

On the bright side, the 12 Days of Bacon are almost over!

I'll take it!

I uh, prefer Community Chest the Rapper…

It's got a good beat and you can weep uncontrollably to it!

Reluctant upvote

Due to internal differences, Boyz I Men will be performing.

*Linda Ronstadt immediately signs up for Trump inauguration*

Worms in Spaaaace!

I'm too busy savoring the rich smoky flavor of Hormel Black Label™ Bacon to think about the Internet!

That…is why you fail.

Trump doesn't strike me as a Big Bottomed Girl type.

An unfrozen caveman? This world certainly confuses and frightens me!

Nick Cave?

I'd totally see this if I didn't already have tickets to see Sisqo at Pickathong.

I certainly wouldn't play the inauguration If You Asked Me To.

Awkward? Sour? Neurotic? This movie is playing my tune!