Maybe they should stop trying to adapt the first Dune book and skip right to the final three. Hear me out! In some ways, God Emperor of Dune is a very filmable novel – if you make Duncan Idaho the main character, then you have a fairly straightforward "fish out of water" storyline with this sort of everyman character…

There are some fantastic shows out there that in the olden days I'd become obsessed with, but nowadays I struggle to even finish out a season. I guess it's a nice problem to have, but still.

Make the Landsraad Great Again!

Dune: Dawn of Apocalypse: Origins: Part One

Desert Planet.

It's spelled "Denis Villeneuve," but it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove."

Ix not obvious!

God Emperor is my favorite! I also love the last two. They're definitely weird and difficult to get into, but I enjoyed the characters, and how Herbert just went all out with his political philosophizing.

I've got a bad Fremen about this…

DUNEVOTED

You'll never reach the Topo the ranks of punsters if you give up that easily!

Hawat you know how it'll be?

Don't be so Dunebeat

I want to see Villeneuve's Jodorowsky's Dune

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Well, in fairness though, our society requires women to meet a higher standard of attractiveness in order to gain recognition, so…wait, what was the question?

"Screw it, we'll never get the stains out of this seat."

Nothing makes me want to leave the Internet more than the fact that I recognize the name "PewDiePie."

Fine…but these puns will just turnip in another thread!

Ha ha come on now, that's ridic…