"Joss, were you a hero in the war?"
"No…but I stole the catchphrase of heroes."

Paul van Dyk's penis is not actually the size of an automobile.

An overnight success years in the making!

I'd do her, but I'm terrible at impressions.

Dushku reminds me of that Dorothy Parker quip about Katharine Hepburn's acting running the gamut of emotions from A to B.

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"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." — Kurt Vonnegut

I was shocked by how subversive Zootopia was, for a kid's movie!

I found it to be an excellent cure for my Insomnia.

Something similar happened at ours this year. Someone brought a box that appeared to be Glenlivet scotch (plus a hefty gift card, which should have been a red flag). It was stolen quite a bit, and one co-worker was so determined to have it that he practically threw a fit if someone took it from him. He did end up with…

I think the trick is to not be greedy, and keep/steal an item that you like, but isn't one of the handful of highly desirable items that end up being stolen back and forth.

We have a cap at my office party, but invariably a couple of people disregard it and bring overly expensive items, which results in a tedious hour and a half of them being stolen back and forth.

CONSUME

That one didn't quite land for me.

Perhaps, but I think most people would get tired of even the finest steak eventually, if that's all they ate. I mean, are you saying that you don't have any guilty pleasures or entertainments you enjoy even if they're not necessarily A+ quality?

My favorite is still GTFO San Andreas!

I lasted a few minutes before nausea set in. I guess it was a helpful reminder for me to not bother looking into any of these VR gadgets.

Entirely pleasant and inoffensive.

Sometimes you want a prime, dry-aged ribeye, and sometimes you want a big sloppy greasy cheeseburger.

*applause*