Nah, but too many hot takes could singe the hair on your palms!

Phew…for a minute there I was afraid we were going to go a day without a Lena Dunham, Trump, or Kanye West outragebait article!

The A.V. Club

Crapping on things way out of proportion to their actual offensiveness is the AVC commentariat mission statement!

The A.V. Club

[8,000 word comment about how mansplaining doesn't exist]

She's a false flag! It all makes sense now!

Half off of any pie at Marie Callender's with abobo!

Lena Dunham would totally be one of those Ellen Jamesians in The World According to Garp.

I think you're thinking of Jackoffsonville?

"I don't always come up with clever riddles.
 
 
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Bacon Eggs Sausage and Bacon

I like how the eyes follow you around the insane asylum.

I haven't seen one since 80.

"Yeah, ya know it's FX, so it's pretty good."

Yeah, real good.

Smooth comeback!

Somewhere in New Jizzey?

#Merlot4Harambe

The network that canceled Party Down.