Emoji vs. Emoticons
Whoever wins…we lose.

Yes, and I'm afraid I'm a Repeat Offender.

They sure make some people Thor though!

That was a Professional burn!

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Top Marx for that one!

Thanks, I spent Endless Summer Nights revising it.

I thought it would last at least through August and Everything After.

Oops! I bet that cuts like a knife!

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"To each according to his need…for a righteous beatdown!" — Richard "Karl" Marx

Nah, this Don't Mean Nothing for his hall of fame chances.

That's the reason…sure…

That guy Should've Known Better than to mess with Richard Marx!

A terrible miscarriage of justice!

Its domestic release might be abortive, but it'll do well insemination overseas!

If you're a cord cutter you can see it on neonateflix.

Yup, that's what it caesarean the latest issue of Variety!

That prediction might be a bit premature…