Luke Perry???

I hope Jon Cryer plays Archie's dad! #Justice4Duckie

What has he done now??

At least we won't have to Burr-ow through a pile of awful puns.

We need a Roger Waters HateSong.

"We got to pray to win the ticket lotter…ay!"

"I like waifs who weren't afflicted with potentially fatal illnesses!"

♫ So there he was on a water bed
Drinking a cola of a mystery brand
Reading an airport novelette
Listening to Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Requiem"
He said, before it had really begun
"I prefer the one about my son" ♫
— Elvis Costello, "God's Comic"

Coming soon: Scrooge: Origins

xXxmas Carol

If you read his other article linked from that one, you'll see him trash all of the Star Wars movies except for those two, which he describes as the flowering of Lucas's genius. He also craps on John Williams's score. Not sure if trolling or….

A while back I took my nephew to the movies. He wanted to see Despicable Me 2. I hadn't seen the first film and I'm not really into children's movies, but hey, whatever the kid wants! Anyway, it was all right. While driving home afterwards he spilled an entire bucket of popcorn in my car and it took like half an hour…

Many many years ago, as a joke I renamed my weblog "The Alan Thicke Home Page" or something like that, and wrote some posts in character as "Alan Thicke." I guess I should have expected this, but eventually someone emailed me thinking they were writing to the real Alan Thicke. This older gentleman apparently knew…

I'm still hanging in there, but the appeal is starting to wear. I doubt I'll be playing for much longer if they don't introduce some major new features.

To be fair, though, you did recommend a book.

You would if you liked something other than movies!

That cumguzzling cockbandit? I hope so!

Old Man Yells At Cloud Computing

I feel like I'll need several quick shots for this. Hell, just leave the bottle.

So…just me then.