I don't even read these articles, let alone articles linked to them!

This is great news. I can't wait to fantasize about encountering even more cool Pokemon while I'm catching my 4,678th goddamn Rattata.

The first one drew me in because it introduced me to the world of street racing culture, which I was unfamiliar with, and I thought it was effective in that it really brought across the dizzying exhilaration of driving a car at lethal speeds. The second one was pretty meh, but I enjoyed the comic interplay between…

Spoiler: the angel gets his wings!

I didn't know Armond White was writing under this "Richard Brody" pen name!

Eh…I tend to tune out reviews that go off on rants about the "Disney empire" and suggest that people who like a movie are deluded or consumerist zombies. People like what they like, for their own reasons which are not mine to judge. I think the Transformer movies are unwatchable garbage, but tons of people love them,…

If Hamlet is such a great play, how come Hamlet doesn't appear elsewhere in the Shakespeare Theatrical Universe?

He actually did hate all of the other films, but considers Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith "brilliant."

Unless…..there's a reason….why we don't see them again……

#ButtHolesMatter

Straight outta Whole Foods

Did you read the linked article by the same guy? ANH was a "chore." Empire and Jedi: "their absurd earnestness and the bombastic banality of their direction (by Irvin Kershner and Richard Marquand, respectively) are a perfect match for the oppressive, hectoring John Williams scores that accompanied them."

Is this a sign that Kanye might perform at the inauguration along with Kid Rock and Ted Nugent? Because that is a level of shitshow that could compel me to hate-watch.

Just Dunkirk like one of us?

That's the rumour I heard!

I did…but the ending might not have been as conclusive as it appeared…

Oh, a latke things!

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They are annoying and douchey, and I almost dropped out in the middle of the first episode, but I'm glad I hung in there. The characters are pretty awful, but the writing is strong enough that they're still entertaining to watch. For me it was likeable the way Metropolitan is enjoyable even though the characters are…

The premise that immediately comes to mind is that the private eye disappears and the Scooby gang has to go find him.