Tuesday night's alright (for fapping).

I'd say the title is 2/3rds accurate.

Also Patty Loveless
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

All I can say is, it's NSFW if displaying gigantic multicolored text on your monitor is frowned upon at your workplace.

Thanks to shoddy construction, though, his mansion will soon be reduced to…

*accidentally opens portal to Lovecraftian horror dimension*

How much wolf could a Dick Wolf dick if a Dick Wolf could dick wolf?

FALSE COD

That's because they work out with barbels.

Sounds like a good deal! In my neighborhood it costs a lot more than 50 cents to get your dick sucked.

Your suspicions seem pretty bassless to me.

"Ageists. I hate these guys!"

You can't really judge if you haven't seen his Bambi remake.

You said Sean Hannity twice!

Gs TFO

Terrible idea. I hope Dick pulls out before this thing goes bust.

If you find out, be sure to keep us in the lupus.

Jeanne d'Arc — means the light's out in the bathroom!

He has gained some Joetoriety over the years.

Now go home and get your fucking ballot box!