What's Eating Gilbert Rape
Rise of the Planet of the Rapes

Trump = floor worm

Stop the press, who's that??

If Clowes happens upon this thread, it will surely be…The Day the Clowes Cried.

"It re-stinks!"

Five days seems like awfully short notice, considering that Patti Smith usually rides

Ah, give the comic a fair chanse!

The day the laughter died…

They didn't deserve the house if they were just going to get killed like a buncha losers!

It can be two th- yeah no, asshole

I bet Pissed Jeans has a worse band name origin story

Come back here with my show!

Breaking: Medical Science Finds Cure For All Diseases, Reverses Aging

2016 continues its course of wonton murder.

My heart floats…down here…

You're up to two!

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WHO WILL TAKE UP THE BURDEN OF BULLYING NICKELBACK

Don't tase me, Broken Social Scene!

The full list pasted from the link, for the lazy: Kate Nash • Hayley Williams, Paramore • Sia • Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day • Walk The Moon • Sleigh Bells • Ingrid Michaelson • Julian Casablancas, The Strokes • Ronnie Vannucci Jr., The Killers • Motion City Soundtrack • Moby • Tegan & Sara • Sky Ferreira • Tove…