Kung Fu Horta 2

♬ He thought he was the Prince of America
But it was just a boulevard of broken dreams ♬

There are better songs, but for me nothing beats the opening of "Begin the Begin."

It's a sex boat!

It's clickbait all the way down!

I'm looking for some, but I seem to have accidentally installed a Chrome extension that replaces current photos of Michael Stipe with upside down photos of Don King!

I can only assume that a third of the budget went towards cocaine.

Meanwhile in the brightest timeline, the candidate whose campaign targeted viewers of the smash hit series Party Down — which just aired its 8th season — and The Americans just won by a landslide!

I'm With Heroes

On the plus side, thanks to global climate change this footage should only survive for another few decades!

All I can find are rental sites (iTunes, Amazon, YouTube), and Hulu Plus - http://www.hulu.com/watch/7…

Hopefully working on the final season of Samurai Jack!

How could they have screwed it up so monumentally????

This bodes well for a second chance at 1998's other failed adaptation, The (John Steed & Emma Peel) Avengers!

Chump don't want no haggis, chump don't get da haggis!

What's up guys, how are things? Still horrible, huh? Okey doke! *resumes binge drinking*

You'll never persuade anyone with that hysterical tone!

Riddikulus!

♫ How does a psycho, orphan, son of a child molesting
Sadist, dropped in the middle of Riker's Island
In the company of Venom, merged with a deadly alien
Grow up to be a villain and a killer? ♫

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