I love Kraft American Cheese Singles!

I'M CLICKING BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING

They do not require our understanding, merely our compliance.

Veganism?

Like, so bad it's good, or just bad?

Wow, that's terrific bass!

I don't believe I've ever known a Brent who wasn't an asshole!

Check out the fancy pants here who likes things!

It's Thursday! The writers are tired!

Vador! Now aux trousses!

Try it with kimchi — you won't regret it!

Third place is he's fired! From life!

I would only differ in that I think over medium eggs are more of a stringent challenge. I've only ever seen proper over medium eggs at restaurants a couple of times in my life.

It's okay guys, it's just Michael Mann's contract rider!

Get
Rid
Of
Slimy
GirlS

I'm just going to torrent it.

I'm glad they didn't go with the cannibal storyline, because it would have been completely implausible — human meat tastes like pork, not beef!

Do the Star Wars prequels deserve our hatred? I wish the AVC would address this question.

Every so often I look up lists of acclaimed movies from several years ago, to find stuff I refused to watch at the time because they were overhyped. #ContrarianProblems

I had one of those portable car phones in 1993 — I couldn't really afford it, but the concept was too cool to resist! My friends were all extremely impressed ("GUESS WHERE I AM!!!!!! I'M ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY!!!!! DUDE!!!!!").