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It's actually #F7F7F7

That's probably a question best discussed with a mental health professional and possibly your local law enforcement!

What! Damn, I was planning on becoming famous so I could clean up on Celebrity Jeopardy, but never mind!

Looks like we'll be getting that second season of Horace and Pete!

I would rank it fourth behind pus, vomit, and snot.

"Tonight's episode: To Kill a Mockingbird!" [onscreen title: "Testimony of Evil"]

Interesting viewpoint — I haven't seen this film so I've taken the reviews at face value, but now I'm curious to check it out!

"Mourn is growing in subtle ways, somehow skipping that awkward, gangly phase entirely"

There is a park that is known
4 the face it attracts
Colorful people whose hair
On 1 side is swept back
The smile on their faces
It speaks of profound inner peace
Ask where they're going
They'll tell U nowhere
They've taken a lifetime lease
On Pervert Park

Anyone know where to get some good Egg Foo Young? I was thinking Chinatown.

Johnson? Janson. Janson? Jason.

Game of Astro Thrones

I know I'm ready to give it the heave ho.

We mark time in celebrity deaths now, so it should be debuting around Paul McCartney of next year.

This whole line of thought just makes me wonder, do manned starships themselves even make sense in a universe with the technology to create sentient holograms, and the ability to communicate instantaneously over vast distances? Wouldn't a truly realistic "Star Trek" be just a bunch of people in a room on Earth,

They're astronauts…on some kind of star trek…

Go on…

Let's just say I'll be "Orion-ing" them…

Being stuck on a plane with a Dan Brown book would definitely make me feel calmer about the plane exploding.

"My friend is obviously Chinese!"