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I don't mind her voice on TV shows and such, but it just sounds weird coming from Princess Leia!

Monty Python!

We're pretty much fucked with either candidate. It's a choice between the one who would do jack shit about climate change, versus the one who wouldn't do nearly enough. On the plus side, I'm sure either will do everything possible to make sure the arks for the 1% are ready for liftoff before everything goes to hell.

The problem with forecasting what a Trump or Clinton presidency would be like is that it's difficult to know what they'd actually do as president, since at this point neither of them is even bothering to hide the fact that they're just saying whatever bullshit will help get them elected. Does anyone but their most

It's spelled "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove."

Shit yeah!

Worst title ever - my parents refused to let me watch that movie because they thought it was some kind of sex flick!

The Suck Can't Help It

Nah

A lowly cadet named Ackbar reveals the U-Wing to be a death trap!

To distract them from molesting young women?

Don of Justice

No

Calvin & Cujo

I condemn you to death

Everything's coming up Chapo!

Uptown funk gonna give it to ya…and ya'll like it!

We didn't have social media — we had to feel our own feelings!

He was unable to evacuate!