That business owner's name? Supreme Manager Snoke.

Rogue Up 2: The Star Wars

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Fivedyks

President Donald Trump IS…Bitchfinder General

♪ ♫ A well a worm worm worm
Worm is the conqueror ♫ ♪

Carrie Fisher looked perfectly fine to me in TFA — it's her smoke-ravaged voice that weirded me out.

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!

The Legend of Sancho's Gold

I think Kareem is the greatest, but my dad said he didn't work hard enough on defense!

She turned me into a Randian!

I'm tempted to Nic that joke!

Sorry, my bad! I'm the only one who has seen these films, but I've seen them 10,000,000 times each!

But I don't want any of that! I'd rather…just…sing!

I'm getting too old for this shit!

Twisted and evil!

Granted, it wasn't Neil Young's best album, but after more than 30 years you'd think people would be over their disappointment by now.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it, Against Me!?

What's even worse than "My Heart Will Go On" is the excruciating version that mixes in bits of dialogue from the film! I don't know if this was an official release or just something someone cobbled together, but I would hear this on the radio all the time and it drove me fucking batshit. And I liked the movie!

It's true!

A Meme once bit my sister.