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I've always envied people who work in a job that's like the boring jobs I usually work at, but with some seedy element that (in my imagination anyway) makes it more interesting. A friend of mine had a job prepping porn photos for a website, and was always complaining about how boring it was. I was like, dude, just the…

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easier and cheaper alternatives are abundant

Bustin' Feig's balls makes me feel good!

I'm…afraid to ask!

Don't worry — you'll get another chance after reading these comments!

They have no moral fiber!

But…hot temperature-wise? Aesthetically? Or has a spicy condiment been applied? Just want to know what I'm getting here.

"It's too bad she won't live - but then again, who does?"

Weird, I just posted Phillip vs. Elizabeth myself! This would (and might!) be fascinating to witness — I honestly don't know which of them would win either a physical fight-to-the-death or a battle of wits. I dread the possibility of the show actually ending up with the two in a showdown, but it would be something.

The Americans: Elizabeth v. Phillip

Yes to Abbi vs. Ilana! This would be an interesting fight. Ilana, being generally more feisty and fearless, might be favored, but as we've seen previously Abbi can totally bring the thunder!

It was identified as a Ladysmith revolver, specifically made for women. I remember wondering why they made a point of mentioning that. Will that be the detail that triggers (so to speak) Stan's suspicions?

"Blister In The Sun," Violent Femmes, only for the line "Big hands, I know you're the one!"

Stop Making Albums

This one is improperly conforming to the hive mind. Report for reconditioning immediately!

And we're about to get a "villains are the heroes" movie! The world's gone topsy-turvy!

More like Irrepressible!

The man-child…is the audience! Only little kids read comic books, am I right fellows!

That would work for me!