Chamillionaire actually ended up a millionaire? That's no fun!

She was hit by a smooth criminal in 1987 (and again in 2001).

I'll be in my…dammit Jeb, get the fuck out of my bunk!

NOOOOOO

…filled with manure

Go on…

I don't ever wanna feel
like I do today

hold me

I did in fact recently abandon a plan to rewatch Twilight Zone after seeing how many goddamn episodes there were!

A.V. Club: Civil War

I don't even know how to watch TV that way anymore!!

I liked the pilot and want to get into the show, but frankly, there are too many episodes. I'm overloaded with TV these days, and a 20 episode season is too much of a commitment for a series that looks to be light escapist fare.

Yeah, that part was dickish.

That's kinda why I gave up on Agents of SHIELD though — I got tired of what seemed like an endless string of "go to the place and get the thing!" episodes. And I totally zone out in the films whenever they start going on about the magical rocks of infinite power or whatever.

Its incisive satire took deconstructed

She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil!

Loo: And who are they?

I preferred zombie movies when they came out at a slower pace.

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