And what if they end up having kids?

One free trip to the pea soup fountain with paid admission!

(╥﹏╥)

That is…accurate!

To be fair, it's such a mild Hatesong it barely qualifies as more than a slight grimace of disdain!

Meanwhile, Showtime's documentaries win big at the Sherman Awards!

You kids have fun!

Worst sex toy ever!

"I'm not bad…I just drum that way."

LONGER THAN YOU THINK, DAD!!! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!!

I can't remember whether I stopped reading Cell somewhere in the middle, or if that's actually how the book ended!

Help!

Ahhoooooooo!

Lazy Scientology joke! *leaps backward out of frame*

A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead

Now that's some Parabnormal Activity!

Murdorable!

So you're the guy leaving Bud Lite empties in front of my driveway!

Beyoncé clearly is starting a race war…the race in question being genetically perfect superhumans who will trash your car with baseball bats and magically flood house and you WILL LIKE IT.

Xenorite?