For a girl!

I AM NOT A NUMBER

If I love How Did This Get Made? but do not like The Flop House, am I likely to enjoy this?

Yeah, it kind of defeats a major advantage of cord-cutting if you just end up replacing one cable box with multiple media streaming boxes just to watch multiple standalone streaming services!

As an Asian Man, I did not sign off on this record!

I always stand alone when I stream!

Yosh!

I don't hate this song, but it does kind of annoy me simply because it sounds exactly like the kind of breezily "inspirational" bullshit someone would write who was worth $300 million and owned a 600-acre estate in Tuscany. Hey, I've loved and lost…I'm just like you! But c'mon, stand up! Have your private cook whip…

Red…apple…I see what you did there!

Shorter Hatesong: "Fuck you, dad…F-FUCK YOU!!!"

Remember that dumbass thing Alan Alda was in? And the Band Played On…laaaaaame!

I would like Hatesong a lot more if they only interviewed people who were motivated by an all-consuming lifelong hatred of a song that they were desperate to vent. Or someone inherently interesting like David Lynch where we get some insight into their interior life from this unusual angle.

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one???

"Is there a way to AirBnb my leftovers? Not gonna eat them but would love to make a little cash."

This song is so pleasantly dull that it birthed the most pleasantly dull Hatesong in recent memory!

Feat. Ice-T

Be quiet!

Yup!! http://calvinwithouthobbes….

Does crying during the act count?

Blowing through the jasmine in my mind…