That header image looks like an extremely awkward museum diorama.

Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow

I bet you think this thread is about you?

I should flip you The Bird for that joke

♫ U turn on the telly and every other story
Is tellin' U somebody died ♫

Really looking forward to reading this! I may have to get the audiobook version since it appears to feature many of the participants. I heard John Doe mention working on this a while back. I'm glad he was able to publish it…this year…for reasons we needn't discuss….

It's a cookbook!

THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN OVERLOOKED CITIES CRY

Pat Boone's mom so dead, she's likely just a pile of desiccated bones at this point!

It's your choice — you can open for me at the Meadowlands, or you can headline at the Tick Tock Inn!

Damn, I misread the headline as "Doctor Who" and got all excited imagining Tilda Swinton as the next Doctor!

I heart Huckabee's

You were a little slow that time!

Drinks
1. My Name Is Prince (House Mix)
2. Sexy M.F. (12" Mix)
3. Bob George
4. Alphabet St.
5. The Most Beautiful Girl In The World
6. When 2 R In Love
Pass Out

They had a nice little cocktail party going, then Akiva Goldsman strode into the middle of the room and took a hot steaming dump on the carpet.

Nation Too Sad To Fuck Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted

U Need Another Clinton Like U Need A Hole In Yo Head

Thanks mom

Prince memory: walking ten miles to this little record store on the edge of town that sold bootlegs, for the privilege of laying down $30 for a crappy cassette tape copy of The Black Album. Good times.

Got a pocket full of Trojans…but I don't feel like using them :(