Dude was 5'2" and played JV basketball in high school. The man gave zero fucks about anything but pursuing his ambitions.

Badass Prince moment: 2004 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, and Dhani Harrison performing George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps." Near the end of the song, Prince steps up and DESTROYS with a 2-minute guitar solo, then NONCHALANTLY TOSSES AWAY HIS…

And if the elevator tries 2 bring U down
Go crazy - Punch a higher floor!!!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT

"Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!"

It's a dilemma. Your body can adjust to showering less often, but to get to that point you have to let yourself get pretty grimy.

Whoever wins….

Let me tell you about my Brewster

Attack commenters on fire off the shoulder of AVC

Spotify?? Well la dee da! Wait, I think I have Spotify here somewhere

The two types of Hatesongs that I enjoy are the ones like you talk about where the interviewee has a highly personal reason to hate the song — where there's an intimate story that is (or can be) interesting in itself, and the ones where the interviewee takes a song that is extremely hateable and is able to pinpoint…

I know it's not new but it seems like every other video I see nowadays has that long intro. But then, I don't listen to that much new music. Because…I'm old!

This is the completely opposite of the last Hatesong, where the guy exhaustively researched his one song. This time the guy just browsed YouTube for a few minutes, found one, made up a bunch of horseshit on the fly, then threw in a bunch of others for the same off-the-cuff treatment!

Isn't that a thing vocalists do, though? Like Rihanna and "umbrella-ella-ella" and, uh, probably other songs that I can't recall.

I feel you, but I hate that inane argument he presents, that you're inauthentic if your songs aren't autobiographically factual.

Don't get me wrong, I like a video with a story, but these long-ass intros are tedious! I think it was more tolerable though back before YouTube became the way to check out a song. Nowadays I mostly just want the damn thing to start already.

Old man mini rant: these music videos that want to be movies and go on for like a minute before they start the goddamn song already. What the fuck?

Caption: "Going away to my happy place until the check clears."

"Although a better comparison might be making three Godfather Part IIIs at the same time."

The Irish, fucked again!