You married your dog? Dammit, Rick Santorum was right all along!
You married your dog? Dammit, Rick Santorum was right all along!
It's the fact that this happened in broad daylight and not 3 a.m. that makes me sad for both of these guys.
It was apparently both things!
I tried calling, but the voicemail message just says "bork bork bork."
Whoa.
And now everyone wants sexy melons.
I tried to get around this by using a pseudonym for my FB profile, but then I realized that fucking Facebook "recommends" people based on location, so I was showing up on my co-worker's FB pages with the fake name but my actual photo. D'ohh!
I'm still on there, but I think I need to quit, because I only go on there every few days and then I find out that someone experienced some horrible tragedy weeks ago and then if I post something like a cute photo of my dog it looks like I totally ignored that person's tragedy.
How much did Goldman Sachs pay Hillary to "like" their FB page?? #WhichHillary #FeeltheBern
The previous one never really ended for me, so why not!
They have passed away?
TBH I kind of preferred the oversharing to what has replaced it, which is Snapchat photos with that filter where you have a dog's snout and ears.
More Tom Cruise Movie 2
Hickory Dickory DOCK
I'm not all that interested in this show
OHHHHHHH!!!!
I never get invited to cumin parties. :(
US Office could get pretty agonizing, though: "Scott's Tots" for instance.
I'm thinking about a friend of mine you don't know who's dying.
The actress playing Young-hee has a distractingly awful Korean accent. She's no Margaret Cho!
It's funny because it sounds like "Ge Thard"
Solid username/comment synergy