You are the only person in these comments that will come away from the Oscars with something other than a headache.

Dafuq

Morricone makes it up to the stage.

Worst Breaking Bad spinoff ever!

Moar Holocaust!

Check that one dude's beard - I think he just stole Tremblay!!

That'll show those lightweights at the Boston Globe!

Nimoy!!

Cheryl Boone Isaacs: "Well? Happy now?"

BOOOOO

Many acceptance speeches died to bring us this Girl Scout Cookie bit.

Don't say things you'll regret when you sober up!

I feel like I'm in the wrong comment thread

Well I assume it's an early prototype…

That realistic Patricia Arquette robot is amazing!

FLOCK OF SEAGULLS 4 LYFE

Samoas for some, awkward crowd work for others!

Whatever this is, I'm for it!

And now the token gay presenter!

Crazy!