What's Up, Tiger Lily?

Owwwww

That header image for the Happening article may as well be the default image for all of these celebrity death Newswires.

Welp, clearly none of us is safe.

Can't do it Sally. :(

Flat Earth, who dis?

If only there were some way to verify this…

I was about to ask the opposite!

"Woody Allen is history's greatest monster" – The Narrator Returns

But of course they are!

Pray it isn't released in Smell-o-Vision

They're also not very morally judgmental. If I found out that my dad was the guy who slaughtered a bunch of young children in cold blood, I don't know that I'd follow him around saying what a good guy he really was except for all that child murder business.

It may have gotten better since I unsubscribed, but I found the show disappointing for the most part. Many of the guests weren't even pot smokers, which made for some dull conversation since they wouldn't even get very stoned. I do recall some pretty good episodes (the one with the Broad City girls and Reggie Watts…

Yeah, his last few films have seemed like ideas that sounded genius to him while totally baked. I kinda wish he'd stop making these high-concept movies and go back to just characters hanging out and talking.

I feel like he got sidetracked by the delusion that people wanted to see anything by him other than his Clerks/Mallrats universe films. Smith should have just kept making movies with those characters instead of all these misbegotten bids for mainstream respectability like Jersey Girl. Smith just doesn't have the…

I'm angry that I keep getting John Gemberling confused with Michael Chernus (Orange is the New Black, Manhattan).

I'm in the middle of rewatching The Office, and while he doesn't ruin the show for me, I grimace every time Stanley appears. I get that he's supposed to be the office grouch, but what little there is that's funny about his character is snuffed out by his relentless negativity and apathy. Any other boss but Michael…

Although I knew this already from the This American Life episode on the topic, it never doesn't completely boggle my mind that SEC regulators are permitted to get jobs at the very financial institutions they were tasked with overseeing.

Kevin Smith wears jort jorts

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