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Well we can't have Mexicans coming into this country and taking away money that rightfully belongs to the ultra-wealthy!

*Whovian's head explodes*

Why don't you axe him yourself?

I'm all a-Tremblay with anticipation!

He's molting

It could have happened abruptly and I still wouldn't have noticed!

Wait - how do we know you're not an android impostor?

I want to spend Christmas in Themyscira with my family!

A week seems optimistic

That's the scootlebutt

Everything's coming up Nairy!

It is not

His joke didn't land — it just impacted on the surface!

Now THIS is commenting!

Where's the silence? The cries are only getting louder!

[Donnie Wahlberg stares forlornly at Mark]

Prediction: the serious parts will be funny, and the
funny parts will be serious

WE ARE WITNESSES AT THE NEW BIRTH…OF VINCE VAUGHN MARK TWO…HE HOPES YOU ENJOY HIS NEW HAIR DIRECTION

U r almost assuredly rite

Was hoping this was the long-awaited Old Glory Insurance movie