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Each episode will be followed by a live discussion panel where butt-ugly guys complain about how women "won't give them a fair chance" while griping about being messaged by "fatties."

I wish someone would put out a fan edit that stabilized the shaky cam (if that's even technically possible). I'd love to watch this, but the couple of times I've tried the shakiness is so extreme it makes me dizzy. :(

Ha, thanks! Sadly my user name is inspired by true events…

It's pretty rough going, though! In retrospect, I guess I'm glad for the shock to my complacency, but I wish I could have been eased into it a little, like maybe seeing Norma Rae first….

When I was a teenager in the 80s I was a Republican, or at least as much of one as a dumbass kid can be. I grew up in Orange County, which is an ultra-conservative cocoon, was thoroughly conditioned, even won a trip to the Heritage Foundation for this crazy weeklong indoctrination camp. When I went to college I

That's a good one. I remember that scene and thinking how I'm always ignoring my instincts because of social norms or just complacency or inertia. Not even in dangerous situations but things like buying a car where sales people will use your politeness to manipulate you.

Yuck. Well I can say that I'm now no longer going to toss soda like that. I guess I always assumed the paper items would absorb all the liquid or something.

The FBI does consider this an extremely valuable lead in their investigation, thank you!

Do you mean Enemy of Joy? I changed my username impulsively (okay, drunkenly) a couple days ago, but yeah!

It's funny because — oh my god, it's true…

So you're one of those anti-Xaxxers!

In related news, sales of Comet jump 500%

♫ Mentos fresh and full of life! ♫

The Men Who Stare Down At Goats

Normally you catch it all in your Kleenex?

There is a Debranite possibility.

In glorious 70mm! Which is odd since it's for TV.

I can't wait for sweeps week when Cop Mom finally confronts her nemesis, Mom Cop.

Stop Messing with my head!

Flu vaccine?