I was thinking this too... how can they be one-dimensional? Wouldn’t a one dimensional object just be a single point?

0.0% of people are surprised. All of these “enlightened” types are monsters once the camera turns off.

Kari Lake is lusting to be Trump’s VP.

Is Tiffany Trump still looking for a way to seem relevant?

Katrina Pierson comes to mind. She’s the bullet necklace lady.

“Honestly, props to that psychic’s business savvy.”

How about actually no? How about “fuck psychics and the fraud they perpetrate”?

I agree. Not everything needs to be about how clever you are, and nothing about this subject matter benefits from being sexualized. Write a straight article about a terrific actor doing a good thing.

It’s long been public knowledge that Colin Farrell is mortified by his infamous sex tape

Best summary of the stakes I’ve read so far: Ivy League MBA tech bros ruin everything.

I mean....the point about the outcome and status of other people’s pregnancies is well-taken, but I mean, come on, Chekhov’s pregnancy here. It would be a....curious....storytelling choice to drop this pregnancy on the audience and then for it to have virtually no relevance to the outcome of the story, save some…

This is the most desperate, I am not owned!, comment I’ve read here in a while. Bravo!

People are mad at Paltrow for promoting bullshit wellness as a means of her rationalizing her own insecurities and making a shit ton of money of doing so. Paltrow and those like her fear being fat so they promote lies about safe and accessible foods. They need to rationalize their orthorexia. That is why all the…

We can agree that it’s sexist for Feinstein for be targeted in a way that men previously have not been, and also not think that means that we should simply allow this to continue in this case because it’s a woman.

Yes, you can get pregnant with an IUD (because no contraceptive is 100% secure), but I call BS on the rest of the story. For the baby to be born holding an IUD, that IUD would have had to be inside the amniotic sack.

I agree with the sentiment of ditching ICE for BEV. Designs are killer, the technology is on full display, and overall they’re quicker and more efficient than any ICE could ever hope to be. After so many years, we’re actually witnessing the auto industry flex their creative skills, in all aspects. Both Design and…

I do find it kind of amusing that the front page of Jez is currently promoting both this article that (rightfully) mocks crazy religious beliefs while also promoting an article that seems to unironically support burning sage to ward off evil spirits

“Whistle toning”?

yes, let me just flee the country that has made it so that I’m “lucky” to work for not-enough-to-afford rent. Get fucked, idiot. If I had the means, of course I’d leave this fascist hellhole.

I wonder how Cruz would respond to states that wanted to ban men from voting or owning property or driving.

Many of the events under his presidency may have been inevitable but the way he’s reacted to them has frankly been the embodiment “we weren’t expecting much but fucking hell”.