“Does Alabama have some logistical advantages I’m not aware of?” Ohhhh just a little place called SPACE CAMP!!!! Child labor is in and aerospace is not immune.

Trump can just elevate some of the JV team: Lara Trump, MTG, Libs of TikTok lady, Amanda Ensing, and anyone else who hasn’t yet FULLY squeezed every dollar out of their grift.

Props to Bernie Madoff’s business savvy. Props to Elizabeth Holmes’ financial skill. Props to FTX for getting that coin!

To everyone saying “who are these people”, Vanderpump Rules is objectively a very popular show.  In particular for Jezebel’s demographic.  https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/vanderpump-rules-ratings-spike-bravo-scandoval-1235555509/

If you think a man getting hit by a car isn’t automotive-related, I don’t know what to tell ya.

I think the difference is bad faith usage. Deadnaming is wrong, but if Ben Shapiro told everyone he suddenly identified as “TrumpRules Shapiro,” we should still call him Ben Shapiro.

“Slaton, who is married, allegedly called the intern after 10 p.m. on Friday, March 31, and invited her to his Austin apartment.”

If we’ve tried everything to get change and it doesn’t work, then it reminds me of that JFK quote: “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”

no one should have to work in a hostile environment, but I am getting Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party from this.

This might be the best list on the internet.  All bangers.  

If you MUST be found guilty in court to be a war criminal, then Hitler, Himmler, Pol Pot, and Genghis Khan are all just alleged war criminals.

Its worth asking why this doesn’t happen as often with contestants on other reality shows of similar-sized casts. Survivor, Amazing Race, Big Brother, etc.

For the internet it really boiled down to “hot girl who we have no real opinions about either way vs. funny guy we like” I don’t think Brad Pitt elicits the same fandom that Depp did, but Jolie doesn’t either. She could easily get the same treatment if enough bullshit gets astroturfed into enough Tik Tok feeds and…

“[T]he teen ‘may have been also involved in some of the fire exchange,’ possibly ‘firing back at the deputies.’”

If there was even the slightest chance this was true, it would have been phrased with more certainty than as a possibility. It would have been “The teen was armed as she ran towards police” — if she had…

She’s Indian-American, not American Indian. Those are two different populations.

I had to look it up, but it’s real. Think Mariah Carey hitting that high note.

“That might be the hottest raccoon I’ve ever heard in my life.”

Britta Perry : I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at nepotism.

Every residential neighborhood in Los Angeles is primarily made up of drug users. People like drugs.

Who gives a shit what Putin wants?  What do WE want?  And what are we willing to do to get it?