What’s funny is that the number 69 can also be used to refer to a sex act.

Slap one of these badges on the hood:

That was true, until the president of the United States, as the head of the government, decided to weigh in. Now it is a first amendment issue.

Counterpoint: his own actions prove that he’s a fucking white supremacist, and the term “white supremacist” isn’t a goddamn racial slur. His response is not perfectly reasonable were the president not an overgrown manbabby who can’t stand when his widdle feefs get hurt.

Uh, yeah, it becomes a goddamn First Amendment issue when high-ranking members of the government actively attempt to get you fired for it.

These are the same people who consistently conflate “calling out racism” with “being racist against white people.”

Our country has moved so far to the right that people who openly call themselves “conservatives” are basically authoritarians. It isn’t about consistency in the law, it’s about using your power to silence people you don’t like.

Hey don’t tell anyone but sometimes I record basketball games without the express written consent of the National Basketball Association.

“Ow, my most of me!”

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give this article a 10.

You’re really taxing my amateur photoshop skillz.

Bonus internet points for the Homestar Runner reference.

ARROWED!

Teen Girl Squad!

I starred your post because you seem really happy and I’m glad that your baseball team is giving you joy.

I think “car for sale” is the previous title holder

I also think White Mustang was what she called his penis

+1 non-existent text editing abilities on iPad.

+1 slow-loading ad on mobile that makes the nav jump

I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.