May we import them to the US now, or do we have to wait 25 years?

I see what you did there. Makes me great my teeth

I’m ready!

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Finally a Gray dong on Deadspin that doesn’t involve Ben Roethlisberger.

He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:

I would very much like this “weird Eastern Soviet Bloc sports car made out of Styrofoam and powered by a 2-cylinder engine with a goat bladder as the fuel tank,” пожалуйста!

Bizzaro David Tracy lives in Wyoming and has a yard full of MG’s.

So....

“I wanna know if it’ll baby”

yes. and watch out for low-hanging bridges:

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Contrary to popular belief the 720S runs on 4 tyres.

The Corvette ladies from the 60s were way better and way faster.

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

The best part about this story is that it was such a simple fix, and that you found it right there in front of him.

And if a man in crazy enough to buy a 325ix, he deserves to know where the crazy jeep man is going!

Finally, a Panamera that isn’t visually offensive. I love it. It’s wonderful.