Fan 1: I’ve got a dog that looks Sharp in his Stars’ jersey

WAIT TILL PEOPLE FIND OUT THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS AREN’T ALWAYS 100% HONEST

Was our predicament really “just horrific horrific” over the last 8 years? I for one would take a repeat.

Was our predicament really “just horrific horrific” over the last 8 years? I for one would take a repeat.

Dodgson! Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgson here!

I, for one, wish they had someone involved with the university who was dogged when it came to any sexual impropriety, even between consenting adults, to have investigated this. It’s a shame they could think of anyone.

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

A reminiscence does not require one’s personal attendance, merely that one is reminded. If a painting reminds me of a Picasso, to me it is reminiscent of a Picasso. It doesn’t mean that I recall watching Picasso paint.

You fucking dumbass, no Navy unit serves a president (aside from that president being a US citizen like any other US citizen). We’re not in Chile or the Philippines or Thailand.

The piece per SE doesn’t bother me, but I would have made it wrap the edge so the body color doesn’t show. You could wrap the space with tape and visually make it go away, but for the money you shouldn’t have to.

*nods* I, too, have always missed my shots at 69.

An E46 with 4,700 miles?

It certainly wasn’t Vantablack... or Pinkest Pink.

Oddly enough Prince’s rebadged Corvette was black.

Love to join you, but I’m an immigration lawyer. Is it okay if I keep working? I’ll order pizza and send it to any protests around me, though.

What else could this bag possibly contain?

Being some one who has a few friends from Texas, I can say with authority that no one from Texas gives a flying shit about anything Drew Magary says.