Yeah, but Trump only tweeted 4 times yesterday.

No, you’re only the idiot when you’re arguing that football is more important than social justice.

Ejector seats? (I didn’t read the article.)

Mine isn’t a Mustang until I hit someone in it.

The Seat Mii by Cosmopolitan, available in automatic or womanual.

I sure hope we see some cross-promotion with their 100th anniversary and they include a couple vintage models.

This is the best.

+1 cover-up for subtlety.

I think that’s the uvula.

Zaxby’s is tasty though, I’ll give him that.

#NotAllCorollaDrivers

$498M in state and municipal funds for the privilege of getting to watch AP get carried past a handful of fans enjoying* $9 Bud Lights.

Oh my god.

Almost perfect, but should read “less then.”

(Asking for a friend.)

Did you also accidentally read that as “Penis: Ball-point or gel? Black or blue?” and immediately become extremely confused?

I’ve got the cloud-to-butt Chrome extension installed; can someone tell me if this service is actually called ButtMagic?

You gave me a +1 so I think it’s adequately appreciated.

Don’t forget cycling!

No, that’s it. Calling it early today.