I can only assume that you’re giffing all over the extemporaneous sentence structure of the initial comment; Torch’s imagery is instantly recognizable.

Good thing Trump hasn’t been elected yet, then.

I think “A Collection of Torch’s Best Hero Images” may become my first-ever blog post.

I appreciate the way that with you, the image renders the byline redundant.

You New Englanders and your insatiable need to swoop in and tell everyone how New England is better than X place, even in cases where better actually means worse (which, come to think of it, is all of them).

The Austin (or other hot city) convertible driver makes me particularly insane. Today, for example, we are expected to hit one hundred three god damn degrees. I will still see at least one person with their top down and their already clearly useless brain boiling in their skull.

Green water: bad.

Classic addition by subtraction.

Gotta keep the Gawker circle jerk going, guys!

Lost me when she spelled out “nine-one-one.”

There is a one-size-fits-all solution: choice!

No, dude, you’re right on. Get everyone who doesn’t have a genuine interest in driving the hell off the road. If 100% of drivers were 100% invested in the act of driving, crash rates (and fatalities) would drop precipitously.

Can't not live in fear of this now.

Awesome! My dad had one of those too. White over navy blue vinyl. I miss it very much, and will one day find a replacement.

Fair. Generally speaking, I plan ahead, but fair.

God, I hope not.

I’m finally going to teach my girlfriend how to drive one because she doesn’t like riding around without the ability to take the wheel if I... get vaporized or something?

I had no choice but to valet a ‘99 Corolla at a fancy hotel (conference center was hosting a work function). Pulled up next to a Ferrari, and was behind a Bentley and a 911. Didn’t bother to take a ticket, just literally tossed the valet the key and went inside, knowing that “the Corolla” would be the only…

Done and done.

God, I forgot how quintessentially 90s these looked.