The bat flip without the follow-up fist to the face seems so hollow. I would vote for a Flip-Fist ticket in a heartbeat.

Edits: “loosing,” “littler.”

Think she’ll ride his see-saw?

It’s absolutely more finicky when my dumb ass is responsible for retrofitting it into a 28 year old BMW central locking system.

Mavs fan here. I had been vacillating between the camps of “5th straight totally awful off-season” and “hey this isn’t that bad” but then you just Harrison Fucking Barnes-ed me squarely into the former.

Yes... yes you could

Well this is awkward.

I find it laughable that Texas brisket only ranked 20.

The driveway. R134 conversion; brake hose replacement; rear shock, trailing arm bushing, subframe bushing, shock mount replacement; shifter bushing replacement; exhaust system replacement...

Most of the heat from your take is being reflected back at you, but damn if you aren’t spot on. It’s not a pool assist highlight reel for chrissakes.

Tradition? It does seem silly now.

Don’t worry; only joking.

Does everyone get that same clearly-beneficial push start? Questioning this record’s validity...

http://teamoneil.com/

Man, your handle is ready for some double entendres today.

Man, your handle is ready for some double entendres today.

“Hey baby, I spent $7.99 so you’d only have to hold that thought for one hour instead of two.”

“Hey baby, I spent $7.99 so you’d only have to hold that thought for one hour instead of two.”

Yeah, they could use a naming convention overhaul.

Yeah, they could use a naming convention overhaul.

I do think the vast majority of drone delivery will consist of transporting personal care items.

I do think the vast majority of drone delivery will consist of transporting personal care items.

Yes, but you’ll need this if you don’t want to have to deal with this.

Yes, but you’ll need this if you don’t want to have to deal with this.

Not interested until the Trojan Dash Button can link to Prime Now.

Not interested until the Trojan Dash Button can link to Prime Now.