I enjoy pretty much every bit of nonsense that gets touted in every car ad these days. If you’re watching sports on tv, every truck is the most testosterone-laden, and every car has a sport tuned suspension.

Lately I’ve noticed more and more Nissan drivers who appear to be emulating those ludicrous tv ads where people are raced around in a tarted up Altima with a fake livery and disguised interior.

Aw, you got me.

Hahaha

</friday snark>

Wait I thought Caldor and Warhols were the guys wearing the stormtrooper helmets.

Thank you for selecting a still frame that makes McShay look ironically stoned out of his mind.

You’ve obviously never rock crawled in one.

Can’t tell what tack you’re taking here.

Band and glee club don’t generate millions in revenue.

Except for when it’s, you know, his staffers.

I can’t wait for this affordable Tesla! Launching 2020*

Look at him try so hard to count to three in that picture. Aw.

Fuck both of these guys.

*Peny

Prius: still the #1 car for shitty criminals

Ah, poop. I was too late.

We just need more of this:

While he’s at it, he might be well advised to stand against backgrounds that AREN’T the same shade (Bloat Red?) as his face.

Just hedging against any possible accusation of not supporting diversity.