Why the fuck does everything have to have dubstep under it? Just let me hear the damn engine. Only Audi is doing it right.

The 2000CS - for the surly man about town.

Well they f*cked that up.

Coincidentally, I just invented the game “ex-car or ex-girlfriend.” It’s like jeopardy, but every question is one of only two answers.

Can we start using the appropriate term, “gangs?”

Oh you don’t need to explain; you’re absolutely right. Haha. (Actually not funny; kinda sucks. Don’t understand the seemingly brand-wide compulsion to be a douche.)

“That’s not entirely unreasonable. If Simmons understood how analogies work, he himself might liken it to how, say, Trevor Ariza’s lousy handle and glacial first step didn’t seem like big weaknesses when he was the intriguing young D-and-3 wing lightening Kobe Bryant’s workload, but made him woefully inadequate when…

Feelings were hurt for about a tenth of a second, then my eyes made their way to the second line of the comment. I prefer to call it “in progress,” but if we’re being honest, hell yes mine is beat up.

CP; I’m a Texan.

Best = coolest? http://www.petrolicious.com/the-bmw-325ix-…

Because Russia.

Wait wait, amendment: Audi R18 e-tron quattro, duh.

Agree. If we’re playing the fake engine noise game, don’t stop until after we get to TIE fighter.

#groundedtotheground

PS I don’t own one of these.

XXXXXL flag makes Hummer seem small. Secret of the experienced Hummer owner.

Baur 2002?!? Filing this under Things I Didn’t Know Existed.

I wish it were mine. Mine still has diving boards, needs a paint job, and does not have wipers. Slowly being restored...

Come on, Eddie. You know these are stylin’

What mid-90s doodads are you after that the E30s lack?