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Even still, I liked it for the idea that Aaron Burr became so enamored with shooting historical figures that he somehow then figured out a way to travel through time and secretly became responsible for every presidential assassination.
What a treat of nostalgia, thanks for the article Jason.
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"Pork"?
I never got the "dudebro" thing...If XBOX = dudebro, then Playstation = weebos? Why generalize? Why can't fucking gamers be gamers without worry about a fucking image. WHHHY
MuthaF***s see you walking down the street in a power scanner with yo gameface on! AINT NOBODY GONNA GET TO STEPPIN TO YA!
REAL TALK!
YOUR LAST PAYCHECK WAS OVER 9000!?
I request more yelling at him please...for it is written that he shall never be forgiven for Spider-man 3; no man, woman, or child shall look on him with anything other than scorn....
"HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT?!"
I remember back in the day I came across a Dark Souls 1 grief vid where a guy dressed as the ninja and cloaked himself in the forest near the gate. He'd leave sparkly stones near the cliff and people would walk up to it, pick up a garbage item and he'd shoot them with a heavy arrow making them fall to their death.
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Talking is for suckers!
"Replace Blaine Gabbert, will you?! Well I'LL SHOW YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT CATS NOW."
Things tend to go terribly wrong when anyone on the Jaguars tries to make a pass.
2. Removing socks. Hey, let me just try and hop around naked while I pull a sock printed with dinosaurs off my foot. Especially unsexy when your partner is trying to continue the foreplay by latching onto your nipple while you wrestle with your ankle.