I really want to know how he responded, especially since except for the nukes thing her diatribe was just a bunch of common Obama smears strung together.

With all due respect, madam, but I think you are wrong and I need you to shut up now. However, I am being polite because you might fuck me later.

Oh oh oh got it now! I was looking at the crust at the back! All better!

you just ruined my life

Is it hard to see? I'm looking at pic on my phone, so it's small, but I'm not seeing it.

The first piece of pie is missing a small bit of crust near the edge. The second image of the pie, the crust is back. It's a crust conspiracy!

Allahvun It

YOU GUYS I want an actual Muslim president so bad. It doesn't even matter where he or she stands on the issues; it would be worth it just to watch these morons cry and shit themselves.

Right! Thank you. My gaydar thanks you! I was honestly unsure if I could even say that given all the tragedy, but this kid is gay. I get the feeling he hero worshipped Whitney and had some bff thing with Krissi, and now is genuinely lost and confused. But the whole thing just makes more *sense* to me if he's gay, you…

yup. He gay.

For a guy who is so "distraught" he lacked tears. It looked like a performace.

My GOD this is terrible, terrible acting. He's drunk and on Xanax and is a terrible, terrible actor. As is his mother. All his little glances to the camera, the suddenly straight face, the comments about being famous. Lordy I hope he and Krissy get straight and then away from each other.

I always find this kind of stuff awkward. That's cool that you want to entertain, but this isn't the goddamn Love Boat. Just give me some snacks and sashay away.

Mole woman look is SO strong here

"toe-ast"

GWB: Selma's the gal that wouldn't get off the bus, right?

Edie's Beales' vocabulary is really fascinating. I suspect much of the eccentricity is due to the lack of outside feedback and immersion in the older reading material that was left in the house from the '30's/40's?

Not a disaster story, but a tip for any of you who might be mailing out invitations at some point: Assign each household a number and put it on the back of the RSVP card. Some people don't remember to put their own names on the card, or the names are illegible. It also gives you a simple way to sort them so you can…