For someone like this who lives for attention, it is probably worse to put her away somewhere in maximum security as far away from that as possible and leave her there for the rest of her life.

I think everyone looks awesome in all of the above pictures. I think everyone should fuck with their hair all the time, as often as possible.

OOOH, I can't wait to read it! I love Kim.

I didn't realize Kim had a book out but it's on my list of must-reads.

Body rolls?

Thank you so much for all of this! You have defined my weekend marathon for me.

Speaking of... where can I find the other two documentaries mentioned... anyone..?

For better or worse I finished law school back in 2012. I now have the pleasure of paying off an insurmountable pile of debt. Thankfully, I work for a couple of cool ass dudes and make decent money.

I've haven't watched this show since the term "hillbilly" was used as an insult.

Same for me. Prolly a Kinja glitch.

"You're a conservative, and you just don't know it yet,"

Who could forget that:

In Law School, there was a Chinese place I enjoyed ordering from near my house. This was my preferred place to order from out of any number of Chinese places near campus. I ordered General Tso chicken because I'm a fat American. They delivered my food in a timely fashion, per usual. I opened my order to find Egg Foo…

I'm sure the till that day was still a mess, with or without your honest bastardness.

I was at a small festival in a midsized Midwestern city and went up to a stand to get a beer. The stand was run by a nominally-gay club but most of whose patrons were straight(it was the best place in down to go to on E or coke.) They were selling beer and for a couple dollars more, you could get it in a take-home…

ALL THE OLD FASHIONED CANDIES AND WEIRD STUFF.

It was like 4/5 years ago maybe? This website on a 30 Rock episode was called Joan Of Snark and had an article called "TGS Has a Woman Problem."

*this unretouched photo

Thank God they used the pre Kinja layout so we could see all the other headlines.