Adrienne Curry should have emptied her wastebasket before that photo. And yes, I am that person.

I hadn't read it, but I had thoughts along those lines myself. Really the only way you could do it would be either having a trans actress who was willing to spend a lot of time "detransitioned", or to find a trans woman who had recently come out for the role. Of course, for the latter scenario she would also have to…

Can we talk about Claire Underwood's fashion for a second, because every time I see her I want whatever she is wearing. She is perfection in gorgeous business wear. She's in charge, she looks professional, she's totally fucking sexy, she owns the room. And her HAIR!

You can really kick it to the next level by playing REM's Everybody Hurts over it.

Cross between Ted Danson and Richard Belzer.

Can someone explain the appeal of Jeremy Renner? As far as I can see, he has a face like a potato and constantly looks like he might be wearing eyeliner, but it is never as attractive as the emo-band lead singers of my youth.

RE Michael Keaton, was anyone else pretending that he was also accepting an award for his outstanding performance in "Multiplicity"?

Can I play #RupertsFault?

Yeaaaaah. Must be nice to able to afford to do this. More rich people feminism, I guess.

In CBT, I learned about catastrophizing—that is, my need (our collective need?) to imagine the worst possible outcome to every situation so that I can be prepared for that outcome.

It's just a damn shame it won't get the same coverage as the Charlie Hebdo massacre because it doesn't involve white people.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

Bless you Heather, you are truly a wonderful person!! For providing a wonderfully simplistic list of the information as opposed to the horrendous slideshows that are circulating the internet!

Until I hear from a jury of his peers to the contrary, I believe the following.

Part of me is all "Ooooh, pudgy pudgy panda belly!"

As a child I ate ladybugs because I thought they were candy.

Quick question, is "Baby Laugh a Lot" in my basement right now quietly giggling as she tries to rock slowly up the stairs brandishing a straight razor that is no doubt meant for my Achilles tendon? I mean that's crazy right? RIGHT?

I bet nobody responsible puts that on their resume. Especially the line workers. Would you want to claim you sewed on doll merkins?